Poor Ser Pounce-a-Lot. He hated the Deep Roads.
props to my dad for being an atheist and somehow being able to sit through all of my old catholic school plays and masses.
like, i just found out he was an atheist maybe 3 years ago? and wow i just realized that he never complained once during those years even when my brother and i asked him why we were never baptised or why we didnt go to church on sundays
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.